I love Google Suggest. Before you even typed in half of your query, Google ‘knows’ what you are after…

Mum has certainly not gone to iceland!
And I want to see that yearbook!

A cocktail? Oh yes! A drinky poo? WTF?!

So we have 3 times alcohol, one therapy and one coffee suggestion. Do you really think a coffee SONG will do the trick?

Where has the booze gone???

Dear, if you want your mom to wash your underwear: don’t tell Google!

How to get pregnant? Well, bees and birds and flowers…

Yes, why DO babies have mothers? Don’t they come in single packs?

Was there a first internet? And what happened to #2 and 3?

Ok. You can make your period stop by getting pregnant. For how to get pregnant, see above. You can tell that you are pregnant once your period stopped. And no, you are not going to lose weight fast.

You? Why me?

Hahaha.

Women are moody, because men are selfish, unfaithful breast-obsessed bastards, you idiot!

Wouldn’t you too turn into an obese cookie monster with a moody mum and an idiot dad?

Why do I get the feeling that babies have not been taking part in this survey?

This post was inspired by an article in the Daily Telegraph. Have a go at it yourself. I think it is hilarious!